1. Would you bang your neighbor?
neighbor to the right: no. she’s a little old for me. neighbor to the left: no. she’s a little to weird for me. though i’ve heard her bang her boyfriend many a time. i think joyful orgasms are the most magical noise to wake up to.
2. What describes your relationship status?
3. Where are you?
4. What’s the last movie you saw?
me you and everyone we know. it was one of those independent films that tried way to hard to be independent, which ultimately was its downfall.
5. Do you live with your parents?
i’m an independent woman.
6. Who have you talked to most today?
well, since it’s only 9am and i’m not too chatty before i finish my coffee, just the mira doggy. she never gives me morning sass.
7. What color is your underwear?
8. Color of your shirt?
9. How many years of language have you taken?
9.5 of spanish
10. Who’s the first person in your Contacts List in your phone?
Abrams, my eye doctor.
11. Do you wish on 11:11?
sometimes i do yes. also sometimes on 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55 and 12:34
12. Good advice if you ever go camping?
bring a flashlight, and fire starting paper
13. Are you a bad influence?
bad? i don’t know. i’m an influence of some sort. my friend just told me she’s “pulling a julia” by picking up and moving to go live with a friend. i’m incredibly excited for her.
14. Do you enjoy Diet Rockstars?
I prefer coffee for my caffeinated beverages.
15. Would you rather have your name or your sibling’s?
well mine, since my sibling has a boy’s name.
16. Favorite color?
17. Do you like cookies?
YES. pretty much any kind of cookie. i can eat entire packages of cookies in one sitting, which is why i do not allow them in my apartment.
18. What song is playing right now?
the boxer, simon and garfunkel
19. What would you do if the person you loved moved across the world?
i would follow him
20. Last time you went out to lunch?
Sunday at the zoo with adam.
21. What is to the right of you?
a pile of manuscripts that i need to read.
22. Who is your favorite character on Friends?
tricky question. i’m leaning towards ross or rachel honestly.
23. What’s your favorite band?
not a fair question, similar to the favorite book/author question. i have about a million. there are a few classics that i can always put on though: matt nathanson, guster, the beatles, ben folds, tristan prettyman.
24. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
25. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
nope. chick lit is my trashy romance novel. i could never stoop that low.
26. Favorite drink at Starbucks?
i don’t drink starbucks. i drink local coffeeshop coffee. it’s much tastier.
27. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
yes. with all the windows open for the world to hear.
28. What are you?
a fool in love
29. Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?
would you rather wonder how you’re going to die or how you’re living?
30. Have true love or be a millionaire?
i’m shooting for both right now. I aim high.
31. Give up alcohol or marijuana?
32. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
i can be. i’m not obsessively clean, but i cannot live in filth and when it hits that point i clean like a crazy woman. i also organize random things, like my closet and some things at work. mostly i’m an unorganized mess.
33. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
yep, ecuador. it was amazing. i’d love to further explore south america.
34. Are you high?
on life, wahahaha.
35. Do you swear?
my new favorite is shitballs. i also use frick a lot in place of the f word, which i am trying to use minimally.
36. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
baskin robbins. specifically the clowns they made in the upside down ice cream cones.
37. Physics or chemistry?
i have a liberal arts degree and work at a magazine. do you really think i like science at all?
38. Who was the last person you yelled at?
mirabelle, to get off the couch.
39. Roadtrip or fly?
roadtrip. flying and airports stress me out.
40. What’s your favorite Disney movie?
robin hood and aladdin
41. How’s your day?
so far, ok. coffee’s done, music’s playing, haven’t done any real work yet.
42. Would you rather eat sushi or escargot?
43. Do you ever want to get married?
44. Are you happy?
well. yes and no. i’m being positive about things that are not ideal right now.
Real post to come later, i promise!